can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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