All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My bed smells like the plague
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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