Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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