I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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