Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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