i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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