Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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