This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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