i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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