I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
