I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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