Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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