no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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