have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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