I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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