My room smells like vodka and shame
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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