So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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