it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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