This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Enjoy the penises
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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