she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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