And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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