Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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