She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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