check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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