i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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