He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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