scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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