let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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