I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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