The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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