The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's blow job season.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
