terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Randomize
