okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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