shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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