you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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