she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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