Banned from zoo.
Again?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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