READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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