May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Randomize
