what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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