I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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