I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Drake has all the answers
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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