Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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