Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she told me i tasted like america
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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