im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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