if you like me you must not know who I am
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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