we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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