I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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