My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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