rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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