sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Dick very happy bro
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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