ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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