he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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