ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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